Masturbation is one thing, but knowing how to simulate a blowjob is a whole different ball game. Honestly, oral sex, whether you have a penis or a clitoris is always one of the best orgasms, as well as being one of the most intimate things you can do for your partner. However, when you’re currently without a partner and need that oral satisfaction, how can you best mimic a blowjob?
In this article, I’m going to give you some ideas on how to simulate a blowjob so you can enjoy some of the best faux oral stimulation during your solo sessions. You will most likely learn, what blowjob machine is.
Blowjob Simulation Must-Haves
Let’s go over the best things about a blowjob, before we get into how to simulate a blowjob yourself. After all, you need to know all of the elements that feel good before trying to recreate that blowjob. So, here is a list of blowjob yummies that must be included for perfect DIY oral love.
- Suction: No blowjob is complete with the feeling of suction.
- Moisture: If it’s not wet, it doesn’t feel like a blowjob.
- Warmth: Unless your partner is doing the ice or mint trick, it doesn’t feel real if it isn’t warm.
- Texture: Mouths aren’t smooth. Neither are throats. Therefore, your DIY blowjob much include texture.
- Pressure: The best blowjobs include a little hand-action and squeezing pressure.
- No hands: Blowjobs are a hands-free way to orgasm, something that’s hard to do on your own.
- Surprise: The best part about a blowjob is not knowing what your partner will do next. Randomness is good but hard to recreate.
Can I Recreate a Blowjob on My Own?
Unfortunately, nothing you do on your own will feel 100% like a real blowjob. That is, unless you are a circus performer and can do it yourself. However, the goal here is to tick as many of those, “best things about a blowjob”, off that list as possible. That way, you can get as close as you can to recreating a BJ on your own.
But first, let’s go over some DIY blowjob don’ts.
- Never stick your penis in a vacuum cleaner. That’s a quick visit to the ER and certain dick injury.
- Don’t stick your penis in a pool outlet. Public humiliation, anyone? Then another ER trip.
- Stop thinking about whether or not the Shop Vac will recreate a blowjob. See above.
Now, let’s talk about some safe ways to simulate a blowjob and keep your penis and pride intact.
Know How to Recreate a Blowjob with Your Hands
The quickest way to O-town is by using your hands. With the intention of making masturbation feel more like a blowjob, here are some things you can do.
- Use plenty of lube so your hands and penis are slippery.
- Warm your lube bottle in a sink of hot water beforehand. That way, it feels more realistic.
- Use both hands; one to stroke and the other to concentrate on the head of your penis.
- Cup one hand over top of your penis and work on the head.
This method doesn’t tick all the boxes of the perfect way to recreate a blowjob. But, when you don’t have anything else at your disposal, this is your best bet. Experiment with different techniques, faster strokes, slower strokes, twisting and creating suction between your two hands. However, if this method on how to mimic a blowjob just isn’t cutting it, let’s look at other options.
How to Simulate a BJ Using Masturbation Pads
Knowing how to stimulate a BJ using masturbation pads (AKA: stroker pads) is pretty easy. That is, if you even know what stroker pads are! Stroker pads are a soft, squishy pad made for masturbation. And the Jack Its Stroker Pad is the best! First, this stroker pad by The Screaming O is priced just over $10! So, you can get more than one for that two-handed stroke.
Next, the Stoker Pad has these great, built-in ridges that give you texture, while creating suction all over your tool. Finally, you can soak the pads in warm water, along with your lube, for a warm, squishy, stimulating sensation that mimics a blowjob much better than your hands alone. Plus, it’s far cheaper than some alternatives.
Try a Blowjob Simulation Using a Pocket Pussy
Another way to try a blowjob simulation is by using a pocket pussy. The pocket pussy is an old school sex toy for the penis and was around long before the Fleshlight was invented. Fortunately, old fashion pocket pussies are relatively inexpensive and are great for blowjob simulation. That is because they are built to create suction, they are textured inside and you can apply as much pressure as necessary to get you off.
First off, this Sasha Gray Deep Throat Pocket Pal (pictured) is a textured, mouth stroker that feels like real skin, creates super suction and is inexpensive under $20. Second, this clear, super-suction stroker is sleek, open-ended for easy cleaning and again, at a bargain price point. It’s called the Super Sucker UR3. And finally, for the best bargain, try the Pocket Pink Masturbator Trio for 3 different textures and levels of tightness.
However, don’t forget to warm up your lubricant, water-based is best, and use a lot of it.
Give Yourself a DIY Blowjob Using a Homemade Pocket Pussy
A creative way to give yourself a DIY blowjob is by making a DIY pocket pussy. Best of all, you can usually make one for free with things around the house. It only takes supplies like duct tape, sponges, socks, potato chip cans, water balloons and other household items. So, take a look at my DIY pocket pussy post and get 29 ideas for your next DIY blowjob.
How to Mimic a Blowjob Using a Fleshlight
The Fleshlight is the worldwide, best-selling penis sex toy of all time. And it’s no wonder, considering it’s a big step up from the old fashion pocket pussy. Therefore, you can easily learn how to mimic a blowjob using a Fleshlight. Forget the lady or butt masturbators and go straight for the Fleshlight Turbo Thrust. And here is why.
The Fleshlight Turbo Thrust is created specifically to mimic a blowjob. First, the tight, dual entry recreates the feeling of the lips and the tongue, Then, diving deeper into this amazing stroker, you get
mind-blowing texture that stimulates your penis while gripping it tightly. Finally, the Fleshlight case itself, adjusts on the bottom so you can increase or decrease the suction.
Sure, Fleshlights cost a bit more. However, you can reuse the case and add all sorts of Fleshlight sleeves, at a fraction of the cost of buying one with a case.
How to Simulate a Blowjob Hands-Free Using a Fleshlight
A Fleshlight has most of the aspects of a good DIY blowjob. However, it lacks that thrilling feeling, and, you have to do all of the work yourself. In light of that fact, there are ways of how to simulate a blowjob without using your hands. Simply put, cram that thing somewhere so you don’t have to hold it. For instance, between the mattress and box springs and between the cushions of your couch.
Here are some great suggestions on positions you can try to use a Fleshlight hands-free.
Or, you can buy a Liberator mount like On a Mission or Top Dog to hold that Fleshlight tight so you don’t have to. Finally, for a wet and wild, hands-free, DIY blowjob, order a Fleshlight shower mount, snap in your Fleshlight and enjoy some oral in the shower. As a result, you’ve ticked one more box off the list of “the best things about a blowjob.”. And you can now simulate a blowjob, hands-free.
How to Simulate a Blowjob Using Automation
Ah yes! Tech has given us many modern marvels including electric cars, cell phones that do nearly everything and automated masturbators for penises! So, this is how to simulate a blowjob using automation; lube, slide your penis in, turn the toy on, hang on and enjoy. But which automated masturbator toys are the best? Here are some examples you may want to try.
Blowjob Master Thrusting Male Masturbator
Simulate a blowjob with the Blowjob Master Thrusting Male Masturbator. This DIY blowjob uses stimulating nubs and rotating beads for maximum penis pleasure. Furthermore, it features 6 stroking speeds from slow and sexy to fast and frantic for when you want a blow and go. In addition, this means to recreate a blowjob runs of AA batteries and is under $60! (At the time of publication 6-2022)
Simulate a Blowjob with the Thrust Pro Tech Realistic Auto Suction Masturbator
The next automated way to recreate a blowjob is the Thrust Pro Tech Realistic Auto Suction Masturbator. Lube up and slip inside the realistic lips to feel the ultra-textured interior. Then, choose from 10 vibration settings and 2 levels of suction for a personalized self-blowjob. But what blows the competition away (pun intended) is that it’s rechargeable and well under $100.
Hummer Plus Ultimate Blow Job Male Masturbator
The next automated way to simulate a blow job is with this top tier blow job machine. The Hummer Plus Ultimate Blow Job Male Masturbator is a true, hands-free unit that has 180 RPMs and 180 suction impulses per minutes. Additionally, the unit has a suction cup mount and remote control so you can truly experience a hands-free DIY blowjob.
Plus, this tech marvel has a textured sleeve and disconnects for hands-on use featuring 10 vibration modes for fun on the go. Also, with this sex toy, you get that element of surprise with 6 speeds and 8 automatic modes so you can recreate a blowjob anytime the mood strikes. However, this ultimate pleasure toy will cost you a cool $449.99 (a small price to pay for blowjobs on demand).
Fleshlight Universal Launch
Finally, if you have a Fleshlight, the best way to simulate a blowjob is by snapping it into the Fleshlight Universal Launch. This rechargeable unit works with most Fleshlight models, and puts out an incredible 250 strokes per minute. Plus, you can control the stroke length and speed with the easy-to-reach buttons on the handles. Or, use the automatic setting for that element of stroking surprise.
In addition, the Universal Launch includes a cell phone mount so you can watch your favorite porn while enjoying that DIY blowjob. Finally, the price on this one is remarkable for an automated blowjob toy and you get the Fleshlight name to boot!
The #1 Best Way to Simulate a Blowjob
Finally, the #1 best way to simulate a blowjob is with the highest reviewed, most realistic feeling blowjob machine created; The Autoblow AI. This fully automated blowjob simulator is programmed with artificial intelligence and can recreate a blowjob with 9 settings. Plus, the 10th setting is completely random, giving you a completely different blowjob experience every single time.
Additionally, you can choose from full strokes or concentrate on the top, center or bottom of your shaft for a fully custom, DIY blowjob. Finally, you never have to worry about changing batteries or having to recharge your unit. That’s because the Autoblow AI runs on electricity. So, plug it in, plug yourself in, and experience the best way to recreate a blowjob on the market today.
Take a look at these reviews:
From Him, 5 Stars
“Have you guys ever seen those porn videos that are like guitar hero but for edging? Where like you go with the rhythm and see how long you can last? Well I love em and this toy has been an amazing addition to my routine. It’s awesome to be able to switch things up with the click of a button or pause to recover then get right back in the rhythm. It’s weird because even though it feels way better than your hand, the fact that its its own separate [sic] thing makes it easier to go for longer. Like the fact that it’s not totally in your control makes it easier to resist the urge to bust. That’s really been the game changer for me — the rest of it feels more or less like other toys I’ve tried, but the “AI” features push this one over the edge for me”
From Her, 5 Stars
“Just writing to say thanks from one happy lady. Why am I so happy? Because my husband has finally stopped begging for blowjobs all the damn time! I know I know I’m one of those horrible women who just doesn’t really like giving bjs, so sue me! I saw this a while ago and got one for my hubby for his birthday. At first, he was almost offended but after I made him try it he changed his mind in a hurry. Honestly it almost makes a little jealous, he loves how one of the modes can basically “deep throat” him which I’ve never been able to do.”
The Autoblow Price
Last, but not least, let’s talk about price. Certainly, you know by now that I advocate for people spending good money on sex toys. That’s because anything that touches your penis should be of the highest quality. Besides, how much would you spend on a great date? That being said, the Autoblow is cheaper than a night out on the town and you are guaranteed a blowjob at the end of the night.
A nice alternative to the Autoblow would be this product from Lustlia.
Final Thoughts on How to Simulate a Blowjob
I know you guys crave that penis pleasure and you may not think, as a woman, I would get it. But, hear me out. This chick’s feet didn’t hit the floor after the sex toy makers finally figured out a way to simulate oral sex for women! So yes, I get it. Furthermore, if I had a penis, I would be putting it in all of the things, listed above, while figuring out how to simulate a blowjob!
Therefore, whether you are a guy on a budget and need to create a DIY blowjob with things around the house. Or you can afford to invest in an Autoblow, the Hummer Plus or even a robotic sex doll that literally moves up and down to recreate a blow job that will blow your mind, there is no shame in getting the most out of your solo time. Now, let’s get shopping!
